bout to go be a freshmen and drink in the park and smoke and be annoying and say shit that is rude and be loud on the bus and drink on the bus and maybe smoke weed on the bus and maybe vomit on the bus and talk to some crack head who wanna sneak a hit of my weed and pretend to sneak into a bar and flirt with cute girls who have tattoos and talk to old people who i secretly wanna be/fuck and get clothes from the street and be condescending because sf > la and pretend that im cool and and and and and and and and and and and and
*all of these things actually happened when i was a freshmen